Here's the lastest reply which got on my nerves:

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HI

I've just seen your ad on gumtree.Co.Uk, sounds like just what I need.

L'm looking to move in anytime after 25th sep, references available on request.

I'm 24 male, happy with life, reasonably domesticated, and work in Picadilly.

Sorry cant repay your excellent ad with a detailed reply, but am […]