It is amazing how Paris Hilton’s virginity has been lost before her boobs even appeared, and that now it’s brought up again! Why bother talking about something that existed so long ago? And now I will tell you why! Because it’s ridiculously funny! The facts are officially, Paris lost her virginity to Tori Spelling’s brother, Randy Spelling. Spelling had this to say:

"We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later." But the big-bucks heiress still has a soft spot for the small-screen heir, as evidenced by a recent hello outside a Los Angeles nightclub. "She came up to me and she was like, 'I want to say hi to Randy.' She was like, 'Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!'"

Now, the problem is, Randy Spelling never had sex with a woman! Than again calling Paris Hilton a woman would be the climax of hatred towards their kind! Well, another case closed! I’m sure by the end of the month Paris will have admitted to losing her virginity to several other guys! She’s like the blonde that you ask ‘Are you a virgin honey?€™ and she always answers ‘Yes! Why do men keep asking me this before having sex?€™

At last progress on the site.Kim has completely redesigned the plastic surgery page

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It is amazing how Paris Hilton’s virginity has been lost before her boobs even appeared, and that now it’s brought up again! Why bother talking about something that existed so long ago? And now I will tell you why! Because it’s ridiculously funny! The facts are officially, Paris lost her virginity to Tori Spelling’s brother, Randy Spelling. Spelling had this to say:

"We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later." But the big-bucks heiress still has a soft spot for the small-screen heir, as evidenced by a recent hello outside a Los Angeles nightclub. "She came up to me and she was like, 'I want to say hi to Randy.' She was like, 'Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi!'"

Now, the problem is, Randy Spelling never had sex with a woman! Than again calling Paris Hilton a woman would be the climax of hatred towards their kind! Well, another case closed! I’m sure by the end of the month Paris will have admitted to losing her virginity to several other guys! She’s like the blonde that you ask ‘Are you a virgin honey?€™ and she always answers ‘Yes! Why do men keep asking me this before having sex?€™

At last progress on the site.Kim has completely redesigned the plastic surgery page

This entry was posted on Friday, March 30th, 2007 at 3:54 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.